The WatchMe (Watchus cyclopus) is a newfound species, a (h)armless cyclops monster that was endemic to Vivien Muller’s office, east of France in the westernmost peninsula of Eurasia.

WatchMe has been selectively bred for months for various behaviors, cord management capabilities, and physical attributes.

It has no external ears and has very poor eyesight, however, it can be greatly improved by peculiar spectacles called « SmartWatch ».

The domestic WatchMe performs many roles for people, such as decorating a bedside, companionship, and charging a wearable technology.

A farmed WatchMe will be released soon if a large adoption campaign succeeds.